Alan Thicke is Nostradamus

For years now, NATO has been in a grudge match against the Taliban in Afghanistan. Since before the inception of our new Commander-In-Chief, troops have been continuing this battle to overthrow their evil regime and wicked ways. A statement of political and religious viewpoints turn black and white lines grey into moralistic values on how a society should be.

Years ago, on November 3rd of 1978, the US NBC network introduced this travesty of a story regarding 2 orphaned African-American boys left by their mother to a wealthy, single Caucasian man. Confusion and grudge put the two young gentlemen into a battle, not only internally but externally against this lavish lifestyle that no doubt questioned their street cred. Sometimes, the only person they could go to was a red-headed housekeeper who knew how to "keep it real." They called this Different Strokes.

The following year, on August 24th of 1979, the US NBC network introduced another heart aching issue that spoke of over privileged young women left to lead a life of their own. With parents who were either too busy, too rich, or not caring, these young girls were placed in a boarding school to go through pubescent years only to seek guidance in this same red-headed housekeeper. This was named the Facts of Life.

Who knew then that the wisdom of acknowledging that the world doesn't move to the beat of just one drum, but to a bunch of nations would be important words needed today. How also did we know that by taking the good and the bad together, as one, we'd have the facts of life. The facts of life?!?! There was only one man behind the strength of this knowledge back then and HE IS ALAN THICKE.

Alan Thicke was a seer of future issues metaphorically contrived in his brain as situational comedies. As the author of these theme songs, he wrote down lyrics of what came to him naturally and to the optimism of continuing to dream and shine. There are many dark days that arrive from clouds of explosion in Afghanistan, but to those people, no matter what they got, maybe not a lot, they just gotta say, "So what?" They'll have theirs, we'll have ours, and even me personally, will have mine. And together, all of this - this good vs. bad, religious viewpoints, and political standstills - we'll be fine!

And lastly, as our own troops may think that the world isn't living up to their dreams, they can learn that this whole thing is just the facts of life. The facts of NATO, the facts of Bush, and the facts of Barack. It takes a lot to get it right, when you're learning the facts of strife. The facts of strife. Learning the facts of strife.

This blog is for you Jason Sever. I knew you were the true seer....