i'm an unstoppable force that will succeed in all i do. you can't stop me because i am full of confidence that you dream of. you only want to be like me and when you finally surmount all the strength you have to equal me now, i have already passed you in the future. i could care less of what anyone else thinks about my actions, as they shouldn't care as to my opinion of their own. everything in my life begins when i say it does and it stops when i want it to. no one else controls my faith except for my mind, heart, and body. i make dreams come true and make nightmares into after school specials. taking a walk through my mind is like riding a roller coaster through a tripped out land with clowns under dark clouds. seeing through my eyes is like viewing through a magnifying glass that displays subtitles under all surroundings and beings. i've beaten the war of self and bring determination to the table.
i don't believe in them, i don't believe in you, i don't believe in the beatles, i just believe in me.
29.7.09
Chicago is a Fatty Mecca - No Way!
[DISCLAIMER: The pseudo articles written on this blog-ulation are inherently made-up and suited to feed into the comedic dome of your noggin. Either you think it's funny or it's not but whichever way your cookie crumbles, just remember most of my facts are made-up. Werd.]
Fatty McFatty's Foody List of Fatty Cities has confirmed that Chicago, IL is the mecca of obesity in America. After more studies from scientists with expensive degrees have verified, Chicago habitually takes already concocted foods and adds more calories, fat, and bad things to it. Example 1 is the drunken food favorite - pizza. Whereas the thinly crusted east coast delicacy was formulated and made into an easy, walk-as-you-eat dynamo, the Windy City took it one notch up and made it chunky. Now, Chicago-style pizza is about 10 layers of a thin crust pizza with more bread, cheese, and inside goodness. Instead of downing 2 to 3 slices of thin crust, a person just needs one slice of deep dish pizza to fall into comatose status. Example 2 is the ball park signature must have - the hot dog. When at one time, a man named Mr. Nathan created the solid style of the basic wiener and bun and even created a contest to see how many people can down it in 12 minutes, Chicago (again) takes it a notch up and inserts a sandwich spread on top of it. The big no no for Chicago-style hot dogs is the addition of ketchup. In a sarcastic tone of false fact, a Chicagoan stated, "No ketchup helps keep off that 2 to 3 calories that we just don't need." What he/she failed to acknowledge was that most ketchups have at least 20 calories to it. However, we will note that the Chicago-style hot dog does involve the most vegetable collection compared to most other bar foods. Imagine that....more than onion rings.
Please stay tuned for our next opinionated article when we focus on Fatty McFatty's Foody List of What Else Can We Deep Fry??
Alan Thicke is Nostradamus
For years now, NATO has been in a grudge match against the Taliban in Afghanistan. Since before the inception of our new Commander-In-Chief, troops have been continuing this battle to overthrow their evil regime and wicked ways. A statement of political and religious viewpoints turn black and white lines grey into moralistic values on how a society should be.
Years ago, on November 3rd of 1978, the US NBC network introduced this travesty of a story regarding 2 orphaned African-American boys left by their mother to a wealthy, single Caucasian man. Confusion and grudge put the two young gentlemen into a battle, not only internally but externally against this lavish lifestyle that no doubt questioned their street cred. Sometimes, the only person they could go to was a red-headed housekeeper who knew how to "keep it real." They called this Different Strokes.
The following year, on August 24th of 1979, the US NBC network introduced another heart aching issue that spoke of over privileged young women left to lead a life of their own. With parents who were either too busy, too rich, or not caring, these young girls were placed in a boarding school to go through pubescent years only to seek guidance in this same red-headed housekeeper. This was named the Facts of Life.
Who knew then that the wisdom of acknowledging that the world doesn't move to the beat of just one drum, but to a bunch of nations would be important words needed today. How also did we know that by taking the good and the bad together, as one, we'd have the facts of life. The facts of life?!?! There was only one man behind the strength of this knowledge back then and HE IS ALAN THICKE.
Alan Thicke was a seer of future issues metaphorically contrived in his brain as situational comedies. As the author of these theme songs, he wrote down lyrics of what came to him naturally and to the optimism of continuing to dream and shine. There are many dark days that arrive from clouds of explosion in Afghanistan, but to those people, no matter what they got, maybe not a lot, they just gotta say, "So what?" They'll have theirs, we'll have ours, and even me personally, will have mine. And together, all of this - this good vs. bad, religious viewpoints, and political standstills - we'll be fine!
And lastly, as our own troops may think that the world isn't living up to their dreams, they can learn that this whole thing is just the facts of life. The facts of NATO, the facts of Bush, and the facts of Barack. It takes a lot to get it right, when you're learning the facts of strife. The facts of strife. Learning the facts of strife.
This blog is for you Jason Sever. I knew you were the true seer....
Years ago, on November 3rd of 1978, the US NBC network introduced this travesty of a story regarding 2 orphaned African-American boys left by their mother to a wealthy, single Caucasian man. Confusion and grudge put the two young gentlemen into a battle, not only internally but externally against this lavish lifestyle that no doubt questioned their street cred. Sometimes, the only person they could go to was a red-headed housekeeper who knew how to "keep it real." They called this Different Strokes.
The following year, on August 24th of 1979, the US NBC network introduced another heart aching issue that spoke of over privileged young women left to lead a life of their own. With parents who were either too busy, too rich, or not caring, these young girls were placed in a boarding school to go through pubescent years only to seek guidance in this same red-headed housekeeper. This was named the Facts of Life.
Who knew then that the wisdom of acknowledging that the world doesn't move to the beat of just one drum, but to a bunch of nations would be important words needed today. How also did we know that by taking the good and the bad together, as one, we'd have the facts of life. The facts of life?!?! There was only one man behind the strength of this knowledge back then and HE IS ALAN THICKE.
Alan Thicke was a seer of future issues metaphorically contrived in his brain as situational comedies. As the author of these theme songs, he wrote down lyrics of what came to him naturally and to the optimism of continuing to dream and shine. There are many dark days that arrive from clouds of explosion in Afghanistan, but to those people, no matter what they got, maybe not a lot, they just gotta say, "So what?" They'll have theirs, we'll have ours, and even me personally, will have mine. And together, all of this - this good vs. bad, religious viewpoints, and political standstills - we'll be fine!
And lastly, as our own troops may think that the world isn't living up to their dreams, they can learn that this whole thing is just the facts of life. The facts of NATO, the facts of Bush, and the facts of Barack. It takes a lot to get it right, when you're learning the facts of strife. The facts of strife. Learning the facts of strife.
This blog is for you Jason Sever. I knew you were the true seer....
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