this is how my mind works

randumb thoughts:

1.) office stuff. well, since i work in an office environment, i
obviously come across office supplies on a regular basis. I've even went
as far as to conjure up questions like -- what's your favorite office
supply to use? or what office supply can you not live without? or which
office supply do you like to lube up and take with you to the
bathrooooo....uh...forget that one. ANYWAY...my question of the day is the
brown (sometimes manila) inter-office envelope. you know, the 8 1/2 by 11
size (...ugh...you know you've worked too long in an office when you know
sizes). well...what's the deal with the holes in them? is that to make
sure there's really paper inside and not "special packages??" or is it to
let the paper breathe -- making sure your ink marks dry before the next
person grabs a hold of them. UNLESS, when they were first invented, there
weren't any holes and people back in the day -- we'll say the pilgrims --
those crazy pilgrims were sending pre-named noticable anthrax to each
other. Pilgrims started to die from it, but the sender was laughing a muck
cause he was like Jokey Smurf and like to hurt people as his brand of
humor. Then someone got smart (we'll say an Indian that works in the
company) and said, "me make hole in package. how....get on it, Running
Wolf....a.s.a.p." AND THUS, we have holes in inter-office envelopes.

2.) The ear cleanser. Aren't Q-Tips the most awesome, cleansing,
soothing, profound tool to use after getting out of the shower?? and when
you don't use it, you don't feel complete. Q-Tips -- you complete me!

3.) NOOOOOOO!! i think i might have to give up gum chewing. i like gum
too. the reason: i have a severe case of TMJ (...google it if you don't
know...). it has to deal with a dislocation in your jaw and things not
lining up right. you can actually hear it when i yawn or open my mouth all
the way. i believe you can't really have an operation or anything -- it's
suppose to be one of those self-healing things. sorta like wolverine and
how he has the ability to self-heal after getting wounded performing his
berzerker attack! (**cough**NERD!!**cough**) i need to do this though
cause i'm scared that my jaw will lock up on me one day. i've had minor
instances where it's almost happened. not fun stuff. you feel paralyzed
and when you try to move (in this case, when i try to close my jaw) there's
only PAIN. so line up and see the clicking jaw before it disappears!!

and now back to your regularly scheduled life......