Guys = Dogs because....
...we like to hump anything and everything. True statement, especially
when you're 13 years old and that pillow between your legs gets mighty
warm. Imagination goes a long way (as well as Vaseline and your hand).
Girls = Cats because....
....when you "pet" them in the right spot, they moan in a way that sounds
like a purrrrrrr. "Pet" could mean many different things -- a sensual
kiss, a good massage, or a poke in the right 'spot.'
Guys = Dogs because.....
....of comments like the last one. Dogs sometimes don't care and do
whatever they want unless they're properly trained. (I'm ALWAYS being
trained...Errrr!)
Girls = Cats because....
....you never think they poop, but they do. They just hide it better like
a cat burying it under all that kitty litter. They (cats) also sneak in
farts and walk away, making you question the person sitting next to you.
Girls do this too...they release, smile, and walk away...making you
question the person sitting next to you.
Guys = Dogs because.....
....you know when a guy/dog poops. Dog poop is out in the open and you can
smell it if you step in it. When a guy comes out of the bathroom, the
person knows if that dude took a crap or not. If the Plug-In isn't workin
and Lysol isn't handy...that guy has left you a little air present.
Any others y'all can think of??
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