Randumb Reazoning

Reason #84 to plan your own birthday: YOU have the power of who to invite
and who NOT to invite. Sorry...someone's gotta be the bad guy. It's MY
party and I'll cry (or invite) who I want to....

Reason #124 to picking good players for fantasy football: you don't have
to do as much homework throughout the season and hunt for anyone that can
give you just a smidget more points towards a win. it gets even harder
when you have so many teams playing and limited amount of good players out
there. gotta utilize that trading system....

Reason #321 to take advantage of your birthday: a free meal! FINALLY, a
free meal should be on your way. for some reason this becomes so valuable
when you get older because you have a job and you should be buying your own
food. why would anyone get you a free meal? for a pleasant surprise and
to just be nice? HA...come on...gimmie a break. who does that anymore?
(...and j boy slowly raises his hand in the back of the classroom....)

Reason #24 to have as many urinal cakes in the mens' bathroom as possible:
to cover up the rancid smell that some of you guys release! geez...what
did you eat and/or kill up your ass?! i almost sufficated 10 minutes ago
and just wanted to yell out to the guy in the stall, "ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!
YOU WIN! YOU WIN!! I give up..." and just start crying.....