whisper in my ear the words you want to hear and then i'll be kissing you....

Alright, alright, alright -- so i'm a spitter! big whoopdie do! i tend to
have a little spittle problem when i talk and it's only because i'm more of
a mumbler that when i do talk a muck and start to anunciate words, i tend
to share drips of my morning mouth wash to unsuspecting listeners. I
apologize! I'm also an open person, so if i do it, I'm not ashamed to say,
"holy geez, i just spit on you. i'm sorry," instead of how people continue
to keep talking and try to make you ignore what just happened. the only
time i probably don't apologize is if it's in a more formal setting and i'm
giving a talk to a group of people. then it's like i'm Gallagher and
instead of getting smashed up watermelon on ya - it's just my spit and
occassional piss (for when i give talks about how to neutralize venom from
snake bites - which is all really metaphoric).

randumbly.....

does anyone say "you're welcome" anymore? i mean, i'm sure people do, but
it has certainly become less and less. it's more like an "mm hmmm" sound
or a "no problem" form of expression. but why do we continue to agonize
ourselves, especially in the work place. why must we follow this invisible
protocol of etiquette that says that we're suppose to take work and enjoy
it? get real! (i'm not saying that you can't enjoy work. i'm just going
with the majority of people in society that wishes that they were
constantly on vacation instead of pushing keyboard buttons for 8 hours a
day.) SO...in the world of reality and truthful speaking, when someone
gives you work, and they say thanks, you should say, "up yours, buddy!
you're not welcome....i don't want to do this! i'd rather be chillin by
the cooler like you and joe do every 20 minutes talking about how sporting
events control the schedule of your life. now leave me while i do the crap
that your lazy ass is capable of. PEACE!" or in the example of Reality
Bites - "I'm audi 5000!"

even more randumbly.....

Along Came Polly was a better movie than i thought. I watched it last
night and it started off sorta cheesy, but i am now completely sold on
philip seymour hoffman being an awesome actor. didn't think too big of
him, but i saw copote last month and thought he was awesome in it. i loved
him in punch drunk love and boogie nights - smaller roles, but he just
played them so well. and now seeing him in a more comedic role with Along
Came Polly - awesome. so cool to be that versatile.
FYI - mark it on your calenders! February 12th on bravo! Dave Chappelle -
James Lipton in the Actor's Studio! AWESOME!! can NOT miss that!