and your bird can sing, but you can't see me....you can't see me!

OKAY...so advertisements, commercials, product sayings, bla bla bla
-->these are questions i thought of for your pleasure:

--how big are the scoops of raisins in two scoops Raisin Bran? cause
seriously....those are some big ass scoops. and do they use the 2 big ass
scoops for the big boxes and then smaller scoops for the miniture boxes in
the variety cereal packs? cause i don't get the same amount of raisins in
mini-Raisin Bran. what up with that?

--shouldn't Cheetos or Cheezy Puffs be "Finger Lickin' Good" instead of
Kentucky Fried Chicken? Those aren't licked fingers you see when people
are eating KFC - it's called greese and oil! i know it's so damn good, but
i think i see more people licking their fingers after having any of those
cheesy snacks. which leads me to the thought of how many cheese balls can
you fit in your mouth? sorta like how many grapes can you fit in your
mouth? and now that i think about it even more...why are people always
trying to fit as many round things into their mouths? just teabag it you
perverted freaks! enough with the balls!

--okay...what's with all the guy toiletry stuff having to do with
attracting women? i know sex sells and bla bla bla. HOWEVER, i've been
using Ax deodorant and Old Spice body wash for a year already....i'm not
getting anymore women than usual. am i suppose to carry these products
around with me after i use them? "Hey loooook what i'm using! Hot, huh?"
which leads me to a randumb thought -- what if guys started to approach
women the way michael jackson did in his music videos? so i just walk up
to some chick that i dig, do a little dance next to her which consists of 3
pelvic thrusts and an arm flair, and yell out "YOU KNOCK ME OFF OF MY FEET
NOW BABY!!" does that work?....i mean, i would show her my Ax deodorant
and Old Spice bottle too....ya know?

--yesterday i bought bananas from the grocery store. they had stickers on
them saying "Potassium Power!" welllll....if we're goin that route, i can
only wish to find some prunes saying "Poop Pusher!" or apples saying
"Anti-doctor Myth!" or strawberries saying "Horny Installer!" or grapes
saying "how many of me can you fit in your mouth??"

AH HA...and it ALL CONNECTS NOW, DOESN'T IT?!?