for red is the color that my baby wore and once more it's true - yes it is!

SO, i'm not sure why i'm wearing it but i'm not too fond of turtlenecks.
sorry...maybe it's fashionable and it depends on how you wear it....but
yeah....no....don't really enjoy it too much. don't get it. why don't you
wear a scarf? and if i wear my scarf with my turtleneck, am i just an
idiot? maybe i just feel too constricted and like to expose my swan like
neck...well...i actually look more like a goose when i sit up straight and
my neck is streched out - so goose-like if you will. whatever...just
thought i'd randumbly share that....

sorry i haven't written in here in forever and a day, but i've been
covering for someone at work and it's been pretty chaotic. and why is it,
after explaining to higher level beings at the work place that you are
swamped and have been running around like a chicken with it's head chopped
off (reference Faces of Death part 3), they have no problem giving you more
work. "I'm sorry boss, i've been running frantically to get this doc out
a.s.a.p. ....uh, what's that? you want me to do more work? oh why
yes.....yes...i believe i'd be utterly delighted to do this extra thing for
you....just pardon me as i ram this letter opener through my hand as it
will divert the actual anger that you're installing in me right now."
enter in stab wounds and bloody gore....

happy chinese new year! uh...to those applicable...

you know when you buy soda cans in the new preferated tear away to form a
can dispenser in your fridge - uh...not a fan of that either. sorry...i
know, i know..."How can you not like the dispensing action?! Come on!"
but for me, it's like - can we be anymore lazy?? if you can fit that box
into your fridge and just keep it open, do we really need the dispensing
action to help us get through that cardboard overflap? is it intensified
with some sort of invisible force field that will only open when it senses
that you need a drink? and if you don't need a drink and just want to open
it to see how many cans are left, you get shocked with mini-volts of
electricity - that by making you need a drink cause you've collapsed to the
ground. this is all too troubling if you ask me and so i'm sticking with
the no dispenser! (and if you see it in my fridge - that's my cousin's!)

i will hibernate now...