anytime at all, all ya gotta do is call....anytime at'all!

prewarning to something disgustingly raunchy:

you know what really makes guys into dogs -- when they scratch that little
piece of skin between their anus hole and testicle sac. what the heck do
you call that part of your body? i've only heard people call it "the most
smelliest part" of the body and i believe it. yes - it should be worse
than the actual a-hole itself because that gets cleaned (if you're normal)
but that little piece of skin gets the residue of the toilet paper scrape.
yuck man....sorry to throw some alarming and disgusting thoughts your way
if you happen to be eating lunch.

SO...superbowl...yeah....uh....two of the most unprolific teams in the
nfl....uh...yeah....

you know what's funny to realize about comedic actors turn dramatic and
being really good at it....the comic routines they use to do. Per se - In
Living Color alumni -- Jim Carrey and Jamie Foxx. Carrey was the Fire
Marshall and Jamie Foxx was ugly Wanda. now, Carrey became one of the
highest paid actors for the big screen and Foxx is an Academy Award Winning
actor. go figure! i always thought David Allen Grier was the more
prominant actors on that show. guess i was wrong....

speaking of academy awards. my early early prediction right now -- Crash
better win for best original screenplay. AND My Date with Drew better NOT
get nominated for Best Documentary or else, i will be very, very upset with
the academy's standards! it's just shows that i have an awesome chance at
winning the academy with "That Asian Thing." (which i wouldn't mind
....but let's not let me lose my hunger for greatness just yet....haha!)

randumbly - there is this big surge from myspace.com users. isn't this
just a rebirth of friendster? and yeah, yeah...."it's better than
friendster!"...whatever dude - it's the same thing! it's like there can't
be another type of netflix or there can't be another type of craigslist.
gimmie a break! there's always been original ideas out there and when it
gets churned into something better, everyone jumps on the bandwagon like
there's an extinction of cows (which would be ungodly!). yes - i'm guilty
of having a myspace and a friendster - i'm also guilty of having a yahoo,
hotmail, and gmail account. and sure - i have a pay pal, wageworks, and
online bank account. OH, OH....i also am a lotus notes user at work. i
have a blog, a geocities website, and whatever freebee thing on the web
that takes up my empty time in the pursuit to seem more busy than i really
am. Geeez! wasn't the invention of the web for the purpose of
transmitting war plans and actions amongst troops? and now everyone's
trying to rule the world. so now i ask you....

can't i just be number one on the playlist??