LOS PARANOIUS - invites you to....to just enjoy us....that you can do...

When in the world did we find it completely and utterly necessary to try
and save as much time to do a task in the quicket, most efficient manner?
First off, I am totally gung ho for learning methods that will make things
or routines easier to accomplish, HOWEVER, gimmie a break with trying to
save "3 seconds." I'm not joking. We're taught to save 3 seconds
everytime we turn on our computer. "Why don't you create a shortcut to
that folder and place it on your desktop?" "Why don't you copy and paste
that text without having to retype the whole thing (especially when it's 3
words long)?" "Why don't you save yourself three key strokes by bla bla
bla bla bla!!!!!!!" ARE WE DYING ANY SOONER? cause i know i'm trying to
live a full life but i'm not trying to win a race of how fast i can
accomplish it. sometimes i want to take it just a little slower and enjoy
the fact that i can type 75 words per minute. haven't people learned that
if you know the hard way before the easy way, you're safer for when
mistakes or accidents happen? AND YES, i do realize that there are people
in this field to take care of you if you do mess up and that you shouldn't
have to learn the hard way, but for me, personally, i sorta think it's
lazy. i like trying to figure things out for myself. i try not to call
anyone up unless it's something big or it's something i don't have time to
learn right now. WHICH leads me to this nicely, randumb list.

TEN THINGS I WOULD LIKE TO LEARN RIGHT NOW (in general and in no order of
preference):

1. how to fix a car, incl. brakes, engine trouble and interior design (i
want a new radio, damn it!)

2. how to speak spanish or italian

3. how to edit film on my computer

4. how to write a guarenteed oscar winning screenplay (i think i know how
to do this, but the guarentee part is sorta rough)

5. how to d.j. - spinning tracks and mixing like a ji-jigga-genious!

6. how to annunciate words well and not mumble

7. how to make the coolest website EVER!

8. how to be more fashion sensible

9. (this one's a little more raunchy....sorry) how to hold an erection as
long as i want

10. how to be the best person i can be!!

i had to add one with a little morale in there. ANYHOO....this is what i'd
like to learn RIGHT NOW! it's an ever changing list and i hope many of you
have lists of your own. hopefully you can pursue it and try to lessen the
length of the list.

Quest for Knowledge........