and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make....

why are breakfast foods cheaper than other meals? is swine that much
cheaper than cow? are there really that many more pigs out there than
mother nature's milk industry? interesting really. all i know is that i
love bacon and english muffins rock.

don't you hate it when you're confined within an elevator or car or some
small spaced room where other people are talking and you have no choice but
to hear what they're saying because you're right there? i can stand in the
elevator and hear the most idiotic things between people which only leads
for me to wait for them to get off to their floor and once the door shuts
(with no one else in there but me) i can say, "Shhhhuuuuut Up!!
ugh....lameness maximus idiotisis!" [as you can also see...i like to make
up werds. sometimes i take that writing thing to an n'th degree and use it
to my advantage.]

clothes really do make you feel good about yourself. if you dress nice and
feel good in clothes that you like, you have this better sense of
confidence and for some reason people can pick up on it. with my going
down in waist size and purchasing some good clothes here and there, i must
admit that i get better looks from the ladies. Rule of thumb for you men
out there --> 3 things to invest money in when trying to impress ladies:
shoes, watch, and (not that you can't buy this...) a nice set of teeth.
sticking with the 2 accessory items -- girls check these things out. not
sure why but its survey proven...AND NO, I DIDN'T READ IT FROM MAXIM!
gawd....give FHM a little credit! haha!....j/k.

seriously, for some reason i can't read too much of the maxim and fhm cause
it give me testosterone overload which makes me want to do nothing but eat
meat, watch sports, and drink beer. this doesn't make too much sense cause
the chicks in the magazine probably wouldn't want to hang out with an
obese, non cultured, beer bellied man UNLESS he made a lotta loot and can
afford to get the lyposuction done. sweet jesus...gimmie the number to Al
Roker!

some guy passed by my desk the other day and saw that i was drinking Fiji
Water. you know -- the name brand, Fiji (natural artesian water). just
like ice mountain, dasani, or dannon water. but i was drinking Fiji brand
water. so he asked, "Are you from Fiji?" to which i glared at him and
said in my nice voice, "Are you from Coke?"

i love writing about yous.....

BEFORE I LEAVE...HAPPY NEW YEAR! bring in the 2 thousand 6 with a bang
(but don't forget to get her drunk first). make your resolution something
that isn't physical, mentally far fetched, or a distant goal -- rather,
make it something that you think will improve you as a person and make you
better for yourself. something that isn't impossible but can be worked on
little by little.

how do you measure...measure a year? seasons of luuuuuuuuuv......

please be safe and don't drink and drive!! bad things do happen....