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9.12.05

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!! Love, love...love is all you need!


Present day Reasoning to Randumb High School Memory #512:

So why was it that the really hot chicks that were part of the cheerleading
team or any other randumb sport that had hot chicks on it, always laughed
at the stupid jokes that the jocks told? In other words -- I tell pretty
clever jokes, however, for some reason I need to downplay it (in terms of
either making it perverse, cute, or more visually apt) for chicks that are
very appealing to the eyes. Now, I study humor, human behavior, and
comedic situations...therefore I have no problem with trying accomodate
funny lines to particular people. I can usually pick it up pretty quick
and know what can be said to a person during different scenarios. HOWEVER,
i'd rather tell the witty jokes and drop smart one liners instead of
downplaying it to something more silly. Can i just blame the chicks for
being dumb? i know not all of them are dumb though....there are exceptions
to the rule....then how come they don't love me long time??

p.s. i just tell jokes in general. if it's smart or clever, then i get
lucky cause it popped into my head pretty quick. if it's dumb, then i just
say it for the sake of getting it out of my head. i have no shame. i just
like to make people laugh, cause i'm a clown. And you know what would make
an interesting story -- a clown that likes to make people laugh, but deep
inside, he's just really sad. that's jack handy...not me.

sorry to keep on posting up constant weather reports for chicago....but it
really does effect your life if you're one with nature. (or one with
commuting to work, play, or eat.) so there's like a good 3 or 4 inches on
the ground from last night. i can't wait to get home, clean off my car,
and warm it up for 20 minutes to only go to blockbuster that's about a 5
minute drive away. YES!

i'm wearing a turtle neck today. i haven't worn a turtle neck for about 3
years and when i did wear it last, it was only cause it was part of my
halloween costume. i feel weird wearing it. it doesn't feel right. i
don't even know if it looks good on me or not. i just know that it's warm
and it's more fashionably acceptable. and that's what i'm striving more of
now -- trying to learn to dress better. GQ is a cool magazine to read to
try and learn, but it's a bad magazine to try and buy things. everything
is so expensive that you would need to rob both your grandmother's social
security and STILL break into her drug cabinet to sell to the homeboys on
the corner thinkin that it's x. oooooh...did it sound like i've done that
before?? i haven't........

...gotten any of that money from ray ray yet! damn it!

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