motivation speech

i is tired. my hands are cold. my boxers keep on riding up way higher
than my pants. my ankles are a little sore from running 4 miles
yesterday. i have a lunch meeting today but am not sure if i'll be
interested in the topic at hand. SO, i'll need the powers of diet coke
to keep me awake. boredom is starting to settle its web upon my lifestyle
and no form of writing can execute an awakening. adventure
is needed to shake me off my feet. sometimes when you don't like what's
goin on in your life, you need to take control and do what you
think is right. however, there's this form of political correctness or
social acceptance that overbares us and limits us to what we really
want to do. F*CK IT!! don't learn to accept things because you feel like
it just won't change or there's a jinx on you to forever be locked
in your own insanity. what people should do is act upon it. do what needs
to get done in order to find that adventure. YES, i know
writing/saying is easier than doing and yes, sometimes there are barriers
that stand in front of you. but isn't taking risks in life what makes
man evolve? weren't there wierdos and crazy mo fo's out there that made
people say, "don't listen to that idiot! he/she needs to wake
up and realize how things are."?? And then later on in life, their insane
ways were accepted and realized to be innovative and cutting
edge. So if everyone were to jump off the bridge, would you? F*CK THAT --
I'd be the first one to jump off the bridge!!

and the rest all followed....