florist ordeal

you would never think it would be so damn difficult to send flowers
internationally. i've been trying all morning to send flowers to
the philippines cause my grandmother's birthday is on the same day as mine
(AND my grandfather's b'day is the day after...ain't that
totally ironic and coincidental?? no?? okay...WELL IT'S COOL FOR ME!).
but every florist place that i've called this morning needed the
phone # of the recipient, complete address (which i do have), ...like
directions to get there, how old she is, where the closest 7-11 is over
there, my favorite color, if i thought the white sox would make it all the
way, and her bra size....THAT'S where i had to draw the line! cause
after i said it was 36 double D, they said 'no way!' and i didn't feel like
having to prove my grandmother's bra size to anybody! ANYBODY!