an email to my cousin

i was tellin my co-worker this story of when we were kids and when the
bears made it to the superbowl in '85. chicago was really hyped up on it
and there was such a bigger buzz goin on compared to this year.

there was a big chicago bears layout in the newspaper and my sister was
showing it to me and you. then she said, "which chicago bear are you?" and
then you immediately said, "refrigerator perry!" and she asked what number
he was and you said, "72!" i remember i was upset cause i wanted to be the
fridge and he was the only jersey # i knew. so when my sister asked me who
i wanted to be, i frowned and said, "jim mcmahon" but then when she asked
what # he was, i didn't know. i was upset for not knowing and feeling
kinda dumb.

so, this morning i texted my sister - "I'M URLACHER! #54!"

even though i got it before you, she must think i'm wierd now.

i can never win.....